May 17, 2024

The $27,000 Bathroom Seat – Humorous DIY Story

This story was instructed to me by a plumber I do know and it brings residence the rationale why there are occasions to name an expert.

I obtained a name from a house owner asking for somebody to return estimate some repairs. Once I requested the type of repairs, he stated it might be too many to enumerate, however a lot simpler if I simply got here out to the home and seemed. I went. It started like this…

Previous Joe wished to vary his toilet seat, however could not get the outdated one off. So he tried wrenches till he rounded off the nuts (he was turning them the improper approach as a result of they had been the wrong way up) after which determined to get his trusty chilly chisel and hammer out. Properly, he tapped a bit on it with no success, so he drew again the hammer to smite a mighty blow towards the cussed bolt. In so doing he broke the toilet tank and flooded the realm with chilly water. This chilly water gave him a shock and he drew again in a rush dropping the hammer into the tub inflicting a giant chunk of the porcelain to pop off the bathtub ground squatty potty.

Regrouping his ideas, he ran all the way down to the basement two flooring beneath to close off the water to the home, the home had no different valves put in when it was constructed within the 1890’s. In the meantime water was flooding by the flooring and had saturated the plaster of the ceiling beneath to the purpose it collapsed into the lounge. Previous Joe then eliminated what was left of the toilet tank, and tried to take away the bowl from the ground flange. It would not budge both, so out comes the trusty chisel and hammer once more, and “WHACK” no extra toilet bowl. Within the course of nevertheless, he managed to tear the closet flange from the ground as properly,and because it was connected to a lead closet bend, it torn and now wanted changed too. He decided that it might be vital to chop out the tee within the stack the place the closet bent was connected. Since he had no thought methods to restore outdated lead piping, he thought utilizing that nifty PVC from Residence Depot would do the trick.

He tried to chop the forged iron stack with a hacksaw to no avail, then tried a sawzall, additionally fruitless, so…. yep, out comes the great outdated chisel and hammer, however an even bigger hammer this time. He whacks on the stack a couple of mighty blows and Viola’ it splits into a number of items with one tiny section nonetheless holding all of it collectively. He pried the final vestige of strong pipe out of the wall with a crowbar and abruptly the remaining part of pipe (the vent going by the roof) lets go and with a mighty crash comes down and out of the wall by the sub ground into the now plaster much less ceiling of the lounge, continues its downward respectable till it hits the TV set, ricocheting off that and thru the ground of the lounge till it hit {the electrical} panel plunging the home into whole darkness and at last involves relaxation after shearing off the primary water shut off valve flooding the basement.

This was a $27,000 toilet seat alternative.